So after many many days of not smoking weed, being completely free of the substance with no withdrawals or any real desire to smoke – I planned a well deserved session to smoke some of the good shit. So the time came when it was for us to smoke and yeah it was pretty good i gotta say. I really enjoyed the session it was filled with lots of spliffs being passed around – I was messed up!! So I left and on the walk home my mind was filled with inspiring thought one after another, my brain was alive with activity, and my mind was chilled… now this mix is the reason I started smoking the Green in the first place, because it was a cocktail of magic! Ok sometimes when I over did it, i got paranoid and bad thoughts would rumble through my brain, but on the whole when I did things in moderation it usually worked out well, a healthy mix! This session was no different to that, I focused my mind on problems I had been facing for a while, but in my stoned haze i attempted to reexamine these problems with great results!! i was inspired again!! The Genius Drug!! It totally deserves that title cos totally that..
OH YEAH!!! I FORGOT – All of this magic comes at a price? – THE MUNCHIES!
Now the payback for this ore inspiring evening – the god damn munchies!!! for fuck sake it actually pisses me off how EVIL the munchies is… The munchies at times defies logic, and physics and this was no exception tonight!! I become like a vacuum of food!!! or in simpletons I EAT LIKE A BITCH!!! How does a bitch eat? I hear you ask… ALOT…sorry.. A FUCK LOAD, of food.. enough calories to power an articulated lorry from London to Belgium!! Who is to blame, FUCKING MACCY’s!! ok me!! but after you blame me, then you gotta have a go those wankers, cos they know what they’re doing when they’re packing those burgers with all those arificle colourings and bullshit that makes that shit soo tasty and have energy values equal to the sun. ok fine… blame me..
