Are all Weed Dealers just dickheads?

ARE ALL DEALERS JUST FUCKING PRICKS?

ONE thing I wont miss are some of the people/cunts I used to pick weed up from.  It’s true, they hold the power until you’ve made that exchange.. This is true for all drug dealers and not just weed / dope dealers THEY’RE FUCKING CUNTS!  The process is this, you’ve called them, you’ve even driven down and are gonna meet them somewhere.. ARE THE FUCKERS ON TIME,- MY ARSE!!! So you call the CUNT, “Where are you bro?” you ask him.. “yeah MAAN“, he answers. “I’m coming iniittt” he informs you, however you’re little persuaded but given no choice “sure i’ll see you soon then” you firmly say.  Does that CUNT Arrive soon? fuck no, he takes his sweet ass time, fucking having a last minute wanking marathon before he leaves the house or he’s just sitting there fucking stoned of his BALLS just staring at the fucking ceiling while you wait in the car or out there in the fucking cold.  THIS I DON’t MISS !!

PICKING UP FROM RANDOM DEALERS IS HIT & MISS

So okay you’ve just picked up from your regular dealer, you examine how much you’ve got for the money as he hands it over.. “TRUST ME YEAH, it’s lykeee well good stuff yeah!!” He assures you almost justifing why it’s almost half the amount you should actually be getting. “cos it’s good stuff init!” I wanna beat these kinda guys up, GUYS? nah nah they’re all fucking kids.  That’s like getting half an eaten pizza on your front door delivered from Pizza Hut…& the driver, still munching away, assuring you .. “nah nah, but yeah but it’s good tho… You’ll lyke it!”

& GOD FORBID that the actually weed you pick up is actually any good, for be it the case you should lower your expectation to about 1 JOINT for an eighth of weed! “nah nah but lyke, it’s good tho!” FUCK YOU!!! SERIOUSLY FUCK ALL OF YOU WANKERS THAT HAVE MADE ME WAIT FOR SHIT, UNDER WEIGHTED WEED!! You are all cunts, and I suspect the cunt gene runs in your family as your mother was probably a WHORE!! 80% of YOUR DNA PROBABLY CONSISTS OF GALLONS & GALLONS OF CUM YOUR WHORE MOTHER SUCKED OUT OF RANDOM COCKS!! You EVil malignant bastard!!!  ANother thing half the shit theses CUNTS deal is crap weed?

DUMMIES GUIDE TO BEING A WEED DEALER: THE GUIDELINES

1. BUY AN OUNCE OF WEED
2. KEEP HALF OF IT FOR YOURSELF
3. PHONE ANYBODY YOU CAN & TRY TO FLOG YOUR STASH
4. WHEN PEOPLE REALISE THEY’RE BEING UNDER SOLD & RIPPED OFF FOR THEIR MONEY, ASSURE THEM “…but it’s good stuff tho!!”

FRIENDS WHO ARE DEALERS: DRUGS, MONEY AND FRIENDS DON’T MIX!

Obviously I know there are many exceptions to the rule as well, trust me i’ve met many a nice dealer, and have made friends with them even using their stupid fake name alias!! hey why not! Then of course you have the occasion where one of your close mates will decide to start dealing to everybody, this inevitably gets ugly as like friends do,  “PAY YOU LATER” and ultimately defeats the entire purpose of the whole thing. It can work but more often than none doesn’t really work and most of the people end up in debt to that bloke hence they end up avoiding him i.e. failing out! Now this isn’t naturally always the case, a lot of people pay their way, but then a lot of people don’t also. The old attitude of what’s yours is mine kicks in specially when drugs are involved.  Drugs fuck up people perceptions, it makes people do what they probably would never do in sober state.