Have you been buying drugs on a tick / credit? But got no money to pay the debt back? & When money comes in you buy more drugs rather that payback the debt? Have you been become soo desperate that you’re skanking weed of your friends, going in halves with them when buying and hoping that they forget that you owe them? or even worse when the times comes to paying back they outright deny the debt. If this is you or somebody you know … YOU or SOMEBODY YOU KNOW needs to quit immediately or at least take a break to sort your head out and your finances out. Ultimately being broke, and a druggie just isn’t a good combination and it’s doomed somewhere along the line to fuck up royally with your smoking pals mass revolting or just avoid you because you don’t pay your way. We all know people that have suffered from this problem of the drugs warping their realities to somehow making it feasible to dodge paying people back. Drugs and money work fine just as long as you’re not on the drugs, but that’s the problem as soon as you become a heavy user you’re bound to fuck it up sooner or later.
Weed Credit Card as common as Store Cards
It’s a common thing for people nowadays to have credit when buying weed from their trusted dealers. For back in the day of weed scarecity getting hold on some would be tough so you’d try and appese the dealer best you could, for he controlled the magic!! However in this day and age, there seems to be more dealers than the weed itself. Being a dealer is a saturated cut throat market, where being even a gram off from what was promised will result in that dealer not getting any repeat business FOR EVER!! So dealers going that extra mile to do business OFFER CREDIT and some DELIVER to your door!!
Lost many a friend over this?
As smoking a spliff can acquaint even the two most unlikely people, the lack of payment aspect of the weed has the ability to ruin any friendship given its day. Somebody I know took the piss so badly that he owed his mate hundreds of pounds of unpaid weed debts to the point where it got so bad he then started dodging the dude just because of this debt!! which brings us perfectly onto the next section:
Payment Dodging Tactics!
TACTIC NUMBER 1: The individual tries everything under the sun to avoid paying for their share by primarily leaving it long as they can in hope that by then you’d have forgotten what was owed.
TACTIC NUMBER 2: They ensure you have money to pay for half the stash when they go to pick up the stash and if you don’t chase you up for it the next day & so on!!! However when you’re going to pick from the dealer don’t expect any money from them, EVER!!
TACTIC NUMBER 3: When you ask for your money back they pretend like they didn’t hear you, as to create as much a socially ackward situation as possible.
TACTIC NUMBER 4: When you ask for your money back they claim that they got the weed in the other day for the season round their house! This can be true of course, but sometimes it could well be that you just smoked a spliff with them and this somehow constitutes in their head being equal to the £10 share they owe you???
Clear debts or buy more weed?
So you’ve got £10 in your hand, do you pay your buddy back for the crazy session you had the other day?? or do you buy some mooooooo shit for tonight?? This is a very common stumbling block for the broke unemployed stoner! constantly being high all the time, means that you’re gonna most likely be pretty bad with handling money (especially more so if you’re a junkie!) but if some situations you’re already bad with handling money on top of the side effects of the weed smoking well that’s pretty much green lights indicating it’s time to quit weed – cos yo FUCKED and steadily digging a massive whole for yourself ultimately for you to lie in. In the end you can dodge as much you like but your friends will soon cease to want to smoke with you until you start paying your way again. Think of it this way many the situations where the friends wont be loaded with money either, and what this individual lacks to realise that he’s stealing from the poor.
So you’ve been choking all sorts of bullshit outta your throat? & now you’re fucked!! So lets review, your throat feels like you’ve abusing it, and you’re came to the conclusion along time ago that you’re addicted and must smoke every night! I see the problem here, many could paraphrase this, but i’ll keep it simple.. FUCK! Cos you wanna keep on smoking, but if you do you’re throat will feel like a pencil that’s been sharpened to infinity. Well the solution is simple, and being that this is how i quit . com, we’re gonna look at this. It really does happen to everybody, too much smoking will eventually land you a smokers cough where even when you’re not smoking you’re wheezing like a bitch. Why, ultimately because……
Look there’s no point in being in denial here or arguing otherwise. I know it does suck, but regular weed smokers users are reported to generally have a higher chance to develop breathing problems including chronic coughing and wheezing. Now here’s where people start going crazy, “THIS ISN’t TRUE!!!” “Smoking weed, is healthier than eating fruit” they all say! Look pal, I smoke too okay, but I’m not a fool I appreciate that what I’m doing isn’t good for me. Anybody that’s under a geese that this isn’t the case, you might as well stop reading here. Regardless of the strain, weed generally contains similar carcinogens as tobacco. It makes sense if you think about it the amount of tar and the level of carbon monoxide inhaled and absorbed by smoking a spliff ignoring the THC content is reported to be 5 times greater than just smoking a cigarette (I just pulled this stat from a health blog, i’ll hyperlink it below) You gotta remember that you’re smoking that spliff (half tobacco & weed) completely unfiltered and pure i.e. as to get the whole T.H.C content but you’re also taking in all the tar and carbon monoxide. I APOLOGISE you don’t need another one of those cigarette advertisements style speech saying don’t smoke, especially not from me right? Well maybe you do, maybe I do, maybe we all do… I dunno cos after a while, it all becomes negated, and we all get desensitised to everything which isn’t good, as I love smoking weed too don’t get me wrong but it’s not good to forget it ain’t good for you.
Your boys will tell you that smoking through a bong is fine, it’s actually good for you. This unfortunately isn’t true 🙁 it’s a whole lot better than smoking unfiltered sure, but sadly not 100% health approved as water pipes do not filter out the toxins. The main chemicals in weed causing cancer is tar and benzopyrene and none of these dissolve in water. However a vaporiser on the other hand is definitely the way to go if health concerns are your thing. If you’ve got bad flu/cold or chest infection and you wanna keep on getting high cos that’s what you do then i’d really say do your lungs a favour and stop the smoking and switch to vapour or consuming weed in edible form. It’s a bad situation to be in but if you persist to smoke on while you’re coughing your lungs out, and I feel for you I really do. It’s a circular problem unfortunately for if you continue to smoke your throat most likely take longer to get better and in this case switching to alternative methods of consumption is your best bet.
Okay some people just seem to be able smoke weed in their daily lives, and have somehow integrated so that this is fine and completely works for them. Now as for me, it really doesn’t work for.. now I dunno why but I just can’t seem to control this properly. At the moment in my life it’s definitely my poison, where as soon as I start to smoke regularly again life becomes completely monotonous. Where all i’m doing is going around in circles, doing the same thing, seeing the same people, standing in the same places, and really saying the same things. It’s like a Groundhog’s Day but instead it involves my consciousness and large doses of denial to create a concoction in my brain which plays out on how I live. Same Same Same! Afterall we’re all just programmed to perform patterns at specific times where we engage the “learnt” part of our brain to replay out something you’ve learned. Now in this way it could seem comforting or even relaxing to just play out trusted patterns of previous performances!
You “Under the influence” of the drug can be argued both ways that this person does truly represent you’re character accurately. NO NO but it is you they all shout out and reply!! yes I Agree, TECHNICALLY if you done it, then it is a personna of yourself coming out in some means. What I argue is however , IS THIS A FAIR MEANS? For ultimately this drugs in some way change your natural metabolic state dramatically from one to another, hense I argue that could be said to be fair if you blind folded a man with a chain saw and forced him to walk onto a business train platform that if he did injury or even kill somebody that the circumstances from derived from him being inpaired in some way. Following our example and the logic derived thus that “under the unfluence” is equivelent to being impaired i.e. for the desired effect augmented. So while your states have been modified for this augmention via impairement a person with no eyes doesn’t represent the same person of the drugs when he can see again!
So after many many days of not smoking weed, being completely free of the substance with no withdrawals or any real desire to smoke – I planned a well deserved session to smoke some of the good shit. So the time came when it was for us to smoke and yeah it was pretty good i gotta say. I really enjoyed the session it was filled with lots of spliffs being passed around – I was messed up!! So I left and on the walk home my mind was filled with inspiring thought one after another, my brain was alive with activity, and my mind was chilled… now this mix is the reason I started smoking the Green in the first place, because it was a cocktail of magic! Ok sometimes when I over did it, i got paranoid and bad thoughts would rumble through my brain, but on the whole when I did things in moderation it usually worked out well, a healthy mix! This session was no different to that, I focused my mind on problems I had been facing for a while, but in my stoned haze i attempted to reexamine these problems with great results!! i was inspired again!! The Genius Drug!! It totally deserves that title cos totally that..
Now the payback for this ore inspiring evening – the god damn munchies!!! for fuck sake it actually pisses me off how EVIL the munchies is… The munchies at times defies logic, and physics and this was no exception tonight!! I become like a vacuum of food!!! or in simpletons I EAT LIKE A BITCH!!! How does a bitch eat? I hear you ask… ALOT…sorry.. A FUCK LOAD, of food.. enough calories to power an articulated lorry from London to Belgium!! Who is to blame, FUCKING MACCY’s!! ok me!! but after you blame me, then you gotta have a go those wankers, cos they know what they’re doing when they’re packing those burgers with all those arificle colourings and bullshit that makes that shit soo tasty and have energy values equal to the sun. ok fine… blame me..
Okay so what do I say that you probably don’t want to hear! STOP STOP!! Forgive me, I’ve hanging around too many damn stoners who just argue with me and claim that this is all bullshit and “arghhh when i didn’t smoke weed for 6 months i was exactly the same as I when i did it all the time, ok.. SO FUCK OFF SAYING ALL THIS SHIT YEAHHH, I’m FED UP OF IT!! JUST LET ME FUCKING GET HIGH and FORGET THE DAMN WORLD, with it’s FUCKING PROBLEM AND MINE TOO!!” This later lead into a full blown arguement as i further enquired, “hold on, we’ve been smoking NON-stop for the past ten years when did you have this 6 months break exactly?” to which on failing to reply, shouting proceeded. Hey I’m not trying to be a dick, but if you’re gonna say something then fucking don’t make shit up and then go even further by basing conclusions on this made up bullshit. So he then redefining his meaning when he says quit.. to be just smoke less, or “remember that time we couldn’t get hold on any good stuff??” “yes, didn’t we just smoke thai weed instead??” I asked.. MAYWEATHER PART 2, in came the flurry.. ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! whateverr you sayyy mate. It’s not his fault, he genuinely in believes what he’s saying but the sad truth is his memory files are completely corrupted for he’s chosen to remember things this way. Denial is a powerful creature and can really fuck with people.
Unlike him i’m in a better position to talk about this, as ultimately if you’ve read my blog that’s what this experience has been about. I quit on the 5th March 2012, and it’s been 6 days more than the last time I packed in weed smoking for a while. The simple answer is yes! In every way times 1000 … those who deny it are talking utter bullshit and merely want to extend their drug addiction further in peace while they slowly degrade their brains and rott away. Last time made it to this mark i remember feeling completely free of it’s grasp and completely no longer needing to get high anymore!! i just completely removed the urges and the compulsions to wanna getting high, and I DID!! & I don’t get those Nagging feelings for a spliff anymore!! I’m CLEAN MOTHERFUCKA!! AND YES TIMES A BILLION TRILLION! WHile i’ve been CLEAAN LIKE A BITCH, i’ve been no longer wasting time every night to find somebody to pick up from / with and get high with.
NO LONGER, wasting cash on that shit!! but more importantly, i’ve been able to focus unlike before!! i’m not tied down to any bad habbits taking me away from work, i’m FREE!! to be productive and ultimately the more productive I am, the happier I am!! I spring out of bed EASSSILY in the morning with no T.H.C floating around my system, making me feel sluggish.. and don’t tell me that doesn’t exist, i have over 10 years of experience telling me otherwise! While i’ve been clean, i’ve been eating better no MUNCHING, sleeping better, no bullshit, life has just been better.. or maybe life has just been normal!! i’m so used to this spasticated way of life of doping myself up to the point i couldn’t think and then somehow expecting the next day to be fruit full and 199% productive!!
…it’s that day you’ve been waiting for ALL FUCKING YEAR!!! April 20, or “4/20” more commonly known however not so commonly to people outside of the U.S.A or Canada. So lets begin.
Why these marijuana advocates congregate each year on April 20 is a bit of a mystery steeped in the hazy lore of the American pot culture. Some have said it refers to the number of active chemicals in marijuana. Another theory holds that 420 is a nod to Bob Dylan and his 1966 song “Rainy Day Women #12 & 35” which contains the lyric, “Everybody must get stoned.” Multiply 12 by 35 and you get 420. Conrad said the leading theory traces the beginning of 420 to the early 1970s when a group of students at San Rafael High School in California would meet at 4:20 each afternoon to smoke marijuana. “It was the time between when classes were over and their parents came home,” he said. “The number 420 signifies that somebody is smoking marijuana right now and it becomes a clarion call for others to join.”
Probably not. 420 also refers to Section 420 of the Indian/Pakistan/Bangladesh Penal Code covering offences relating to cheating, dishonestly and general fraudulent behaviour. Being charged under Section 420 could lead to severe punishments of fines or jail terms of up to 7 years. The code is historical from the penal codes of these countries inherit from the Indian Penal Code of 1860 instituted by the colonial government of British India. So I guess mama’s not a JUNKIE ASS BITCH after all !
So yeah it’s almost been as long as last time’s hiatus of not smoking… and so I got the call. “We’re all getting high!, errrr you probably wont want to hear this” “Tell ME!” I ask, waiting patiently… “….i really don’t want to tempt you as I know you’re trying to quit etc, but ….. well it’s that really GOOD SHIT we got this time!! We’re rolling up right now as we speak – you know you’re totally welcome right?” I love you dude.. that’s smoker bro love right there.. Anyway you have no idea how fucking perfect that time was, just to go over there and well GET HIGH!! just to get FUCKED OFF MY TITTIES!! I really was feeling it, like I WANTED TO GO, but something inside stopped me. I said “no i’m alright”. Now the thing is, I realised at that minute that i wasn’t just affected by an addiction to pot, I’d never said no to that kinda session before!! ever..
I write this blog entry on a sunny beach in Tunisia! Ok so before we address these topics, lets recap. So after experimenting on whether it was possible to smoke occasionally, and ROYALLY FAILING!!! I went back to smoking weed regularly again, to then spacing it out once a week, which seemed alright but after rereading my entire blog I REALISED IT WAS TIME TO QUIT AGAIN!! & like that i did just that. The minute i finished rereading my last post, i decided that’s it. So I honestly asked myself, why did I get more work done during the period of non highness. Like i’d be there sitting at the laptop trying to get some work done, and it wasn’t happening?? i wasn’t high at the time, .. i was REALLY HIGH the night before, but i didn’t know what was stopping me from peaking??
“I get the same work done as when I’m high as when I’m not!” one of my friends angrily tried to unconvincely explain to me. As he spoke it was almost like his words were muffled and all i could hear was “FUCK YOU MAN, I NEED THIS SHIT OKAY!!!, JUST FUCK OFF WITH YOUR QUESTIONS AND SHIT, I NEED THIS SHIT ALRIGHT, YOU HAPPY NOW MOTHERFUCKA!!” So I had all these people telling me “this shit isn’t addictive it’s all in your head” , “..you weak son!” etc etc blah blah so how come when i talk to fellow weed smokers about quitting the ganj why does it bring out so much aggression resistance in people! I tell everybody I fucking love weed, unfortunately the costs of regular smokers sometimes can out way the benefits!! i’m one of you!!! but somehow this message is lost, and the minute i even mention “hey don’t you think that’s happening cos of weed, maybe you should try cutting it for a while, see what happens?” immediately i’m dodging hundreds of punches coming my way!! even e honda would be proud!!
The science suggests that i’m dodging punches unnecessarily, cos it’s not only fair to say but pretty much OBVIOUS a statement that shit is still gonna be in your blood well after your smoking up session. Now the problem with me was, when I used to get high I’d get FUCKKKED!! as in that was the problem I was smoking so much I needed more to actually feel anything. So after a heavy ass session, i would be WASSSTED with loads of the shit running strong in my viens. Now when i would wake up i wouldn’t realise that i was still STONED, fair enough not as heavily as straight after taking the hit, but still high!! I mean sometimes i could still feel the same way when i get up the next day..I would put it down to just getting up the morning, until about midday and i’d still be feeling doped up, primarily cos i was just that, DOPED UP!! Now you don’t need a rocket scientist to tell you this, but for some reason i’m dodging FLOYD MAYWEATHER IF I BRING IT UP!!!
Now this used to be problem for me many years ago when I was a serious junky and more importantly A BROKE ASS BITCH! Basically some of the guys I used to smoke with would go pick up, and I’d put in an order for weed! However on receiving the goods the deal seemed slightly less than what i’d get when i’d personally go – after suspicion grew it became very clear that some had been taken out before hand! I introduce to you WEED TAX! Now this can be incredibly difficult to initially detect as the carrier (aka WEED TAXER) will always inevitably blame the dealer & sometimes this may be true however the recipient is always left wondering. Some tax the weed on the basis that “well I drove up and got the weed! it’s petrol money” or “You always smoke from my stash!” or just simply greed.
One of my really good friends came over to chill a few hours ago and we’d initially said that we were gonna do something productive. We specifically set out that smoking weed wasn’t on the menu as he’s also was on the path of trying to give up the ganga however when he arrived he was high! Now this shouldn’t have been a problem for me but it really was!! He didn’t make any of a deal that he was high – if anything it was hardly noticeable but I really found myself cracking!! The pressure in my head to go pickup some weed was ridiculous and I guess because I’ve hung out with him and got high SOOO MANY times my natural activity of choice was to get high! however I battled it out and managed not to crack that evening! While also both managed to write a hilarious song about 
YES!!! I KNOW I KNOW!! it’s bad and really shouldn’t be done, but I’ve resorted to using cigarettes to control my withdrawal symptoms when they come! I have some of the most disgusting Bangladeshi branded cigarettes in my possession, and you gotta trust me on this THEY ARE DIGUSTING!! AS in when i smoke one of these cigarettes they completely put me of the idea of getting high! More specifically when I smoke one of these POWERFUL fags they actually remind me of that feeling I get when I’ve been smoking weed and am by myself. i.e. the regret of smoking weed! I GOTTA SAY THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! & If I gotta be truthful about last time (during the 50 days) I actually did use this method of weening myself using rollies and cigarettes, and it did work!! however the disclaimer is, i’m not a cigarette smoker, infact I would go as far as saying I really can’t stand cigarettes at all, they make me feel slightly ill, so this method is perfect for me but I wouldn’t recommend this to a proper weed/cigarette smoker because it probably just wouldn’t work!