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The Many Different Names For Weed

Ya’ll look alike to me!!

FUCK_THE_POLICE

Many over the times have wondered why the so many names for WEED! & when I say “so many” name, the list below will illustrate the ridiculousness of what that means.  Yeap, there’s a lot, and why you ask? “Cos of da PIGS init” the most popular of response.  REALLY? explain… “well lyke, if dey here you chatting bout weed yeah, they’ll bust yous” Or simply put use one of the recognised terms for Ganga in the presence of a police officier and you’ll get in trouble.  So they made up a hundred different aliases??? wouldn’t it just been easier to wait till the copper has gone, till you start talking about your drug deals – Guess not.

PARANOID DEALERS

The new age dealer is precautious, he doesn’t take risks, he KNOWS his phone is being tapped by the top policing agencies in the world, C.IA, M.I.5 just to name a few.  The new age dealer makes the rules of engagement much more simpler OR complicated whichever end you sit.

RULES FOR TEXTING OR PHONING  THE DEALER

  • DO NOT  refer to WEED, GANJA when texting / ordering
  • DO NOT refer to measures, like “I’d like an Eighth” “a quarter” ” a que”
  • DO NOT refer to money, “a tenners worth”  “a twenty bag”
  • DO NOT imply to weed at any means.

Removing all the above does make the customary phone call to the dealer somewhat more difficult and sounding something like

YOU : “hey, you alright”

DEALER : “yeap”

YOU : “ermm, i was hoping, errr to … you know…”

DEALER : “Nah, what?

YOU : “are you home / around tonight?

DEALER : ” You asking me out or sumting”

Weed to you, but we call it?

 

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