“PUFF PUFF PASS” some regard this as a formality, others as international rule for smoking weed and why not I say. It encourages people to share their weed & SPREAD THE LOVE around the room awesome – NIRVANA!! Aren’t we all just friends now! but then…. day 2 people are still acting polite, however it’s day 4, 5 in the big brother house, people start top loading, and the tactics begin of weed re-appropriation! For isn’t there alway just one tight fisted individual who just will despite being asked will refuse to contribute to communal weed being smoked. Alas lets look at the different type of tactic one could use be they need to wanna smoke for free!
The Causal / Heavy Weed Smoker
Most commonly spotted at parties and social gathering where you’d find them perched on the sofa. This individual when offered the spliff from a passer will always gladly relieve while also be reliably present at every new spliff offering. Though they’ll claim they “don’t usually smoke Ganja” this won’t be true, instead they’ll merely excersing the rule of “new newby smokes random joint from established stoner, this DUBE must be free of charge!”. This rule and whole bunch of other rules exist in the un-spoken realm of free loving weed smoking, which this particular is well aware of. In doing so, one manages to dodge ever having to pay a penny!
The One Way Street
It’s 10PM, your dealer went either went to bed or whatever HE’s NOT ANSWERING THE DAMN PHONE! Panic,No weed !! Realisation sinks in….. “Call your buddy Mike!!! You helped him out a week ago, when he was running low!” “He came over midnight and you smoke a spliff with him and gave him some for later!” OF COURSE you did, and that the thing this is eventually something you’ll regret! Cos in ONE WAY STREET, this means calling Mike as you’ve found many times comes to no avail. He either doesn’t pick up the call and texts back the next day or simple pretends to be in the same situation “sorry dude, i’m low too!” YOU LYING BITCH!!! that’s all I say right now. In fact the digraceful thing about this, that it doesn’t matter how many times you play Mother Terasa and “HELP A BROTHER OUT!!” he WILL NEVER RETURN THE FAVOUR!!! This could be the case for many reasons:
- They are a TIGHT ASS BITCH;
- He’s A SUPER JUNKIE ASS DRUGGIE
In which case after 2 separate occasions if you haven’t realised this you’re completely at fault and primarily to blame for your stupid generosity. For on the 3rd time Mike calls, as you look at your big stash of weed, be direct be straight when you tell him “sorry bro, i ain’t GOT ANY EITHER!?” Rest assure he’ll also know that you’re lying but he’ll understand that he’s reached the credit limit with you.
OMG!! I laughed sooo hard when I read this.. it’s a fucking hilarious article, mate you’re a really funny fucker,i’ve really enjoyed reading your blog. A lot of your articles are on such random aspect of Smoking Ganja and your take is usually a piss take, but then that said there’s a lot of factual content that makes this blog really fucking cool! Please don’t stop writing, Im definitely one of your top viewers & on your RSS feed.
If fate be I’d love to smoke a fat joint with you one day bra.